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LIFE WITH A LEXOPHILE!

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OK, I’ve been writing very serious blogs recently. Perhaps it is time that I lighten up a little. Since I’m a writer I thought I would pass on what I learned about “Lexophiles.”   Please note that is Lexophiles not Sexophiles. They can definitely be described as . . . a love for words  And I have a love for words, so enjoy a few lexophiles on me!

… When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. 

… A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 

… When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. 

… The batteries were given out free of charge. 

… A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 

… A will is a dead giveaway. 

… With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 

… A boiled egg is hard to beat. 

… When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. 

… Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 

… Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?   He’s all right now. 

… A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired. 

… When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 

… The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. 

… He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 

… When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye. 

… Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it. 
 And finally, the cream of the twisted lexophile crop:

… Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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If you have a lexophile to share, please do so here.  I will happily share with others.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN; IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE!

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