OK, I’ve been writing very serious blogs recently. Perhaps it is time that I lighten up a little. Since I’m a writer I thought I would pass on what I learned about “Lexophiles.”   Please note that is Lexophiles not Sexophiles. They can definitely be described as . . . a love for words  And I have a love for words, so enjoy a few lexophiles on me!

… When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.  … A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  … When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.  … The batteries were given out free of charge.  … A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.  … A will is a dead giveaway.  … With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  … A boiled egg is hard to beat.  … When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.  … Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  … Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?   He’s all right now.  … A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.  … When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.  … The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.  … He had a photographic memory which was never developed.  … When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.  … Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.   And finally, the cream of the twisted lexophile crop: … Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end. —————————————- If you have a lexophile to share, please do so here.  I will happily share with others. ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN; IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE!